Bush is to Blame
According to John Kerry, George W. Bush is responsible for Mt. St. Helens erupting.
"When George Bush was elected president, Mount St. Helens was nothing but a trivia question," Kerry told the audience. "Well, guess what, folks? It's spewing volcanic gases right now and it's only a matter of time before she blows."
"You can rest assured I will fix the volcano once and for all when I'm elected President in November."
I'm betting he'll hold a summit between all of the volcanoes of the world. That seems to solve everything.
According to John Kerry, George W. Bush is responsible for Mt. St. Helens erupting.
"When George Bush was elected president, Mount St. Helens was nothing but a trivia question," Kerry told the audience. "Well, guess what, folks? It's spewing volcanic gases right now and it's only a matter of time before she blows."
"You can rest assured I will fix the volcano once and for all when I'm elected President in November."
I'm betting he'll hold a summit between all of the volcanoes of the world. That seems to solve everything.
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